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Bad Dad
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Professional problem
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out […]
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Bad guard
Lem: ”I got fired from my job as a bank guard.” Clem: ”That’s awful. What happened?” Lem: ”Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I’d let him have it.” Clem: ”What did thief do then?” Lem: ”He took one […]
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Charity request
A local Greenpeace office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful businessman. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you did not give a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you […]