Needing money desperately, a blonde decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took him behind a building, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
Then she wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed: A Blonde.”
She then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning she checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. She looked in the bag and found $10,000, along with a note saying, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”