A list of useless products:

– Cream of Mushroom Slurpee
– Mobius toilet paper
– Seeing-eye giraffes
– Birthday candle snuffers
– Ankle watch
– Silicone thigh implants
– Garfield condolence cards
– Scrabble – special dyslexics’ edition
– Intermittent headlights
– Kosher communion wafers
– Nuclear hand grenades

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