~ It’s illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
~ A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
~ The entire Encyclopaedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
~ When two trains meet at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
~ It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
~ A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
~ It’s illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second storey of a hotel.