I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
Slept like a log last night…….. Woke up in the fireplace.
I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.