On a lighter note

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

Slept like a log last night…….. Woke up in the fireplace.

I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

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