Just before Christmas, a lady went shopping for a turkey. She was rummaging around the frozen bird display looking for a turkey just the *right* size. She’d pick up one, weigh it in her hands and put it down, trying more than a few birds.
She finally saw a stockboy coming down the aisle. Holding up the biggest turkey she could find, she asked the fella “Do these get any bigger?”
The stockboy looked at her and replied “No, Lady, they’re dead”.