On a maternity room door, “Push, Push, Push.”
At an optometrist’s office, “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
In a nonsmoking area, “If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
Electric Company: “We’d be delighted if you pay on time. If not, YOU will be de-lighted.”
On a taxidermist’s window, “We really know our stuff.”