These puns are fully groan…

I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

I got a new drum kit today. It takes some beating.

I went to the paint shop to get thinner. It didn’t work.

I don’t want to get technical or anything, but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

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