*According to my latest Bank Statement, I have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of my life. As long as I die tomorrow.
*Just booked a table for our wedding anniversary for me and my wife. Bound to end in tears though – she’s not much good at snooker.
*I must be getting stronger. It used to be an effort to carry in $100 of groceries from my car. Now I can carry in $200 worth with one hand!