- No matter how you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
- A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative.
- If you don’t pay your exorcist, your house will be repossessed.
- A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.
- Most people are pretty good at understanding puns. But it’s hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they’re always taking things literally.