Quirky quotes


“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.” ~ Groucho Marx


“Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.” ~ Mark Twain


“Atheism is a non-prophet institution.” ~ George Carlin


“I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!” ~ Stewart Francis


“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless, of course, you play bass.”
~ Douglas Adams


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