“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.” ~ Groucho Marx
“Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.” ~ Mark Twain
“Atheism is a non-prophet institution.” ~ George Carlin
“I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!” ~ Stewart Francis
“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless, of course, you play bass.”
~ Douglas Adams