A guy goes into a bar…


A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for his best scotch.

The bartender reaches up to the top shelf and gingerly picks up a bottle of single malt, carefully pours a shot into a clean glass. The guy grabs the drink and throws it down his throat in one gulp.

The bartender is shocked. “Whoa! That’s 17-year-old nectar from the Scottish Highlands. It should be savoured and enjoyed, not gulped like a shot of cheap vodka.”

The guy says, “You’d drink it fast if you had what I have.”

“Why what do you have?”    The guy replies “$1.20!”


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