Newly invented proverbs


“Don’t get mad, get angry.” ~ Edwina Currie

“Never the bride, always the bridegroom.”  ~ Peter Jones

“Two heads are better than none.” ~ Jean Green

“The hand that turns the doorknob opens the door.”   ~ D H Anderson

“A person with false teeth may still speak the truth.”   ~ V. Earnest Cox

“It’s better to wear out your slippers dancing than to have your feet cut off.”

~ Hermine Stover


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