"My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He is a man after my own heart" ~ Masai Graham
"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day." ~ Alan Rowe
"I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust." ~ Tim Vine
“I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.”
~ Lorna Rose Treen