Clever Learners


One day Jim and John were taking Jim’s dog for a walk.

“I’ve taught my dog to whistle,” Jim said proudly.

“What do you mean?”, said John, “He’s not whistling”.

“I know”, said Jim. “I said I’d taught him. I didn’t say he’d learned”.

* * * * * *

“My sister and I have learned to spell all the words in the dictionary,” boasted Mary.

“All right,” said Molly. “Spell chrysanthemum.”

Mary hesitated just a moment. “That’s one of the ones my sister knows.”


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