A driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student, who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road. One day, however, they got to the same stretch of road and the student was completely calm.
“You’re doing fine, today!” exclaimed the instructor.
“Yes,” agreed the learner. “Now, when I see another car coming, I shut my eyes.”
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“The day after daylight-saving time is supposed to be the worst day of the year for car accidents, because the lower sun in the sky makes it hard for people to read their tweets while driving.” ~ Jay Leno