At the bank, I told the cashier, “I’d like to open a joint account please.”
“OK, with whom?”
“Someone with lots of money.”
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Last night I got so drunk, I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest.
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When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m an alcoholic.
When I drink Fanta, no one says I’m fantastic!