A little boy called Nicholas said to the Santa Claus in the Shopping Centre,
‘You and I have the same name.’ Santa replied, ‘Well, hello Harold!’
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Q: What’s a reindeer’s favourite singer? A: Beyonsleigh
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Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.
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During the last New Year’s Eve celebrations police arrested two people. One for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fire-crackers. They charged one and let the other one off.