“I hear you’re a member of the school football team,” said the proud grandfather to his 13-year-old grandson. “What position do you play?
“I’m not sure, Grandpa,” said the lad. “But I heard the sports teacher say I’m the team’s main drawback.”
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The star recruit who had just been transferred for an enormous sum was being interviewed on TV.
“You’re earning more money than the prime minister!” said the interviewer.
“Fair enough,” said the football star. I play a lot better than he does.”