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Seasonal silliness
A little boy called Nicholas said to the Santa Claus in the Shopping Centre, ‘You and I have the same name.’ Santa replied, ‘Well, hello Harold!’ * * * * Q: What’s a reindeer’s favourite singer? A: Beyonsleigh * * * * Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: […]
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She knows about cars!
Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.” Husband: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous.” Wife: “I tell you, the car has water in the carburettor.” Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is. Where’s the car?” Wife: “In the swimming pool.”
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The Let Them Theory
The Let Them Theory. A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About by Mel Robbins This book manages to summarise in two words an approach to life that can free you from worry about what others think, make you immune to being manipulated and release you from the burden of trying […]
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Looting the Louvre
The recent theft of crown jewels from the Louvre reminds us of the time a guy in Paris nearly got away with the same thing. However, after planning the crime, and getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his vehicle ran out of petrol. When asked how he […]
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Authors explain their PhDs in words we can understand
Does music express emotions or just elicit them? Read the next 200 pages to not find out. ~ Welldogmycats Nanoparticles are weird and I accidentally made a bomb and electrocuted myself. ~ M33 Sand washes away, don’t build important stuff on it. ~ Zoidy You can make antimatter move in […]