Real life notices:

“Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below.”

On a laundromat washing machine:
“Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.”

“Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back, or further steps will be taken.”

On a repair shop:
“We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on door – the bell doesn’t work.)”

“If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.”

One response to “Real life notices:”

  1. Hahaha, awesome!

    Some I’ve seen:
    “Keyboard not detected, press F1 to continue”
    “Cannot execute program [xyz.exe] because it has the ability to perform operations”

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