“Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below.”
On a laundromat washing machine:
“Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.”
“Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back, or further steps will be taken.”
On a repair shop:
“We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on door – the bell doesn’t work.)”
“If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.”
One response to “Real life notices:”
Hahaha, awesome!
Some I’ve seen:
“Keyboard not detected, press F1 to continue”
“Cannot execute program [xyz.exe] because it has the ability to perform operations”